Sunday, March 16, 2008

Happy Birthday Suki Di






dear suki di

a million apologies for my cluelessness in forgetting your birthday. anyway.........i have a present for you that is actually a combination of two of my favorite things- writing and chocolate. and here it is -- i call it



THE RISING OF THE CAKE-PART-I



The girl paused momentarily, torn by doubts. Already she was a heroine, having saved the day from being a catastrophe of epic proportions - death by fire must be terrible, she thought. Then she took a deep breath, and made up her mind. Closing her eyes, she lifted the ladle and added just the lightest trace of brandy to the baking garnish on the stove before her.

The redolent fragrance of eternally unwashed socks drifted through the kitchen. The syrup must have arrived then, borne by the local delivery boy(? old man by now) whose breath must surely be one of the first warning signs of armageddon. Ushering him out, she turned back to her first love, the oven. The cake had risen.

Two hours later, the cake stood, imposing as a behemoth at bay, towering on the dining table. Like all great kings, it was grand and intimidating in its power on the outside. Inside, however, it was just a mushy, gooey, sticky core of blissful indulgence.

The base was a solid yet crusty platter of mocha biscuit. The lower foundations of the cake were made of sweet, crumble-as-you-touch classic brown walnut cake, encrusted with sizeable chunks of milk-and-cherry chocolate. The second layer, tapering to the third on top, was a soft creamy layer of soft coffee chocolate, the lightest and cloudiest of milk white frothy cream, and a dash-just a dash-of freezing cold blackcurrant syrup, running like a vapour trail through the whole layer. This layer was seasoned with a sprinkling of chocolate chips and the faintest whiff of brandy that hovered only at the surface and disappeared as you sank into the heavenly chocolate bliss of it all.

But the topmost layer-that was literally the royal jewel in the crown. Set like a chocolate boat atop this delicious edifice, it was a large-ish shallow cup made of chocolate biscuit wafer, and swimming with chocolate syrup. Gently floating in the middle was a cake island, made up of delicate-looking yet tough petals of black bitter chocolate, which surrounded a cup-sized flower. The gently placed core was a small ball of pure, sweet chocolate rolled around a cherry, and encrusted in a coral shaped layer of a mixture of coffee wafer, chocolate syrup, vanilla frosting, and a single candied rose-leaf. The very slight waves of the pool of chocolate syrup gave it a look of a chocolate island pleased with itself, and at peace with the world.

The heroine looked on proudly, the light of love and joy in her eyes as her creation rested in a magnificient pose on the table. Suddenly, as she looked down to wipe the last of the tasting spoons, still lightly smeared with melted milk chocolate, on her apron, the door burst open with a thud. She wheeled around with a sharp cry of alarm to face three large men wearing balaclavas framed in her doorway. Her glance fell on the foremost of them, whose t-shirt bore the legend MMU. Milkshake Movement Underground. Oh god............

With a slow dawning of horror, she realized the truth. These men-these men must have heard of her cake somehow and come to plunder it. With a faint gasp of terror, she moved bravely in front of the chocolate cake, brandishing her still creamy ladle, ready to risk her all to protect the cake she loved................



FIND OUT THE REST OF THE STORY NEXT WEEK, IN "THE RISING OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE-PART-II"

P.S-if you find this thrilling story delicious (or otherwise)please leave a comment. i'll use your suggestions and even reply if i feel like it.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY, SUKI DI!! THE FORCE OF THE CHOCOLATE IS WITH YOU......



trisha

5 comments:

Sukhaloka said...

Woman!
I am DRINKING my drool right now.

Some day, I will bake a cake like that or have one baked for me. Who knows, might be at my wedding.

And the spoof on UMM is hilarious :D

Oh, and thanks!

lost_poet said...

I shall have one baked for me as soon as I have the money and stomach for it. Since I already have the latter...please excuse me whilst I go loot the first Bank or ATM I come across.

:On second thoughts: I shall pluder the closest bakery which might have something simillar.

Hit List follows:-

1)La Patisserie (ITC Sonar Bangla)
2)Flury's
3)Nahoum's

...list open for augmentation.

EyE$taR said...

Girl..!!
Ur one hell of a writer..!!
totally adore ur work..!!...
Keep it up..!!...
CHEERS
~~Nayani..~~

shoili said...

mmmm.........yeah lookin fwd to part2

Anonymous said...

Nice description of the cake.