Funkalicious Food___ What A Day

Today, dear reader, this freaky blogger will attempt to describe a day in the life of a foodie, with all its attendant pleasures. This blog will now proceed to show, step by step, how the nirvana of foodalicious bliss may be achieved.

Step 1

Wake up not earlier than nine and proceed to have a leisurely shower, leaving yourself enough time to get adequately dressed and cast a contemplative glance at your firmly closed textbooks. On no account must you open them. That is a surefire recipe for guilt-laced disaster for the rest of the day.

Step 2

Saunter at a peaceful pace out of the house, and make your way to the (specific) person's house, where you are supposed to make what promises to be a difficult, time-consuming project. Stop off on the way to do a little mild shopping for aforesaid project.

Step 3

Walk with delighted surprise into an old-style house that is so reminiscent of my grandparents' home that I actually expect to see my granma pop around the corner with a plate of sweetmeats at any moment.

Step 4

Work at a collage in perfect unison, harmony, and to the tune of funky radio beats and a slight breath of scandal, along with Ankana and Ashutosh, two very talented and intelligent juniors from my school, Bhavan's, for our upcoming school trip to Delhi.

Step 5

Sit down to a lavish lunch of at least four courses and several finger-licking side-dishes, courtesy your friend's (Ankana)mother. Refuse third helpings and wear a silly smile of satisfaction on your face for the rest of the day.

Step 6

Finish part of the project, have the world's most yummy strawberry shake, and take yourself off for a wonderful walk along the banks of the nearby lake. Enjoy the wonderful breeze, the beautiful trees, and ignore the brimming jealousy inside you for not living in this neighbourhood and no other.

Step 7

Walk back to the main road, explore a bookshop, then return to the house to have drinks, chips and FINALLY decide to tear yourself away from this wonderful, beautiful woman, who makes THE best home-made lunches in the cities with exquisite skill, care and presentation. [THANK YOU AUNTY!!!!!]

Step 8

Say goodbye to Ankana, after having borrowed a book (Sidney Sheldon) and leave.

Step 9

Reach home. Realize with resigned resignation that you must get chores and homework and studies out of the way before you can sit down to blog about this. Do your chores and go out to meet a couple of friends and pick up a few things. Return home, and instantly decide to start blogging anyway.

Step 10

Come to terms with the fact that despite approaching adulthood you still have not acquired any sense of responsibility or any propensity for mature reflection. Shut down the PC and think dark thoughts about Life while struggling with homework.


Trisha