Do you like my socks?

random things to say at specific times -

walking along the street with a friend(s)

1. what colour is your underwear today?
2. will you come with me if i move to germany?
3. i've always loved the shape of your ears.
4. your feet smell nice from here.
5. i want to stop and buy a lollipop.
6. here, hold my earrings while i go beat up that mcdonald's clown.

in the middle of a room at a party

1. i've heard that ingesting sugar and salt TOGETHER cancels out both tastes. here, try it!
2. i love my top! why are you wearing it?
3. oh look, there's a man on the ceiling.
4. will you dance the chicken-dance with me?
5. marry me, bugs bunny!
6. your socks are sexy *flutter eyelashes*

in a clothing store

1. i wanna try on the mannequin in the window, please
2. does this come in very large and orange?
3. this floor is very slippery! *skate around here*
4. so, where do you guys keep the day's money?
5. hey, there's a dead rat in your trial room!
6. your socks are sexy *flutter eyelashes*

to your neighbour

1. i love lemon pickles.
2. most people hate house-lizards. you must be so brave.
3. do i smell blood?
4. there's a mad dog in the street! close your windows and turn on animal planet!!
5. why don't you love my dog?
6. i want your socks, please.

to a taxicab-driver

1. don't worry, i've made myself a rate-conversion chart.
2. you look very familiar. have you met my grandma?
3. follow that tortoise!
4. stop the cab! i want to throw my socks into the river.
5. alright, where do YOU want to go?
6. do you take mastercard?

to any complete stranger

1. behind you!! no, it was just a mosquito.
2. what do you mean, you don't remember meeting me??? but, darling -
3. your socks are sexy *flutter eyelashes*
4. hire me! i work for chocolate cookies and discount coupons.
5. do you like my socks?
6. your eyebrows are the most beautiful things i've ever seen.