Five Things, Post-Exams

Five things I've finally been able to do now that my exams are over:-

1. return to blogging
2. return to karate
3. return to library
4. go see the abode of the Bard
5. sleep all day and play all night

Five perfectly reasonable things I would like to do now that my exams are over but can't because the above things don't leave me enough time:

1. Learn French. All I know at present are yes, no, is it not, and some obscenities.
2. go see all the oscar winning movies out now, in a twenty hour marathon, with or without potato chips.
3. clean out eighteen years of junk from my room and donate the intact things to a charity.
4. finally do the long-distance adoption thing, now that I'm about to turn eighteen. Have kind of started this already though.
5. clear up my hard drives, ASAP.

Five completely unreasonable things I would like to do now that my exams are over but I don't have the money or the willpower:-

1. go to the UK to meet Susan Boyle (and Simon Whatsisname)
2. finish writing that stupid story!
3. register for real on the Simpsons website and play in the virtual Springfield.
4. fly to Delhi to personally thank the creator of Aishwarya, the Duck of Destiny, the great Samit Basu himself, for doing me the (reciprocal) courtesy of following me on twitter. squrrawwwk!!
5. start that horrible fluids-only diet that shrinks you then kills your stomach in ten months. ack!